Thriller: "Apostoli si guzgani" by Victor Roncea

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Spre deosebire de Dan, care are o solutie, dar nu cea mai eficienta solutie, de fiecare data cand il citesc pe Victor Roncea (pe care RGN-ul il tine in brate si il vara pe gat diasporei chit ca vor sa se amuze nonstop, chit ca nu mai vor: fara Roncea si alti acoliti RGN-ul ar putea fi chiar un serviciu de informatii serios si decent), ma distrez de minune. Omul are un talent de comic fantastic. Pe cuvant! In plus diferenta fata de alti comici celebri - si probabil secretul succesului lui Roncea- este ca 'mnealui nu joaca un alt personaj: isi joaca propriul rol. Nu are deci nevoie de pregatiri suplimentare, ore si ore de practicat grimase sau ranjete fortate s.a.m.d. Intre altele dumnealui i s-a nazarit ca are o misiune nobila si sfanta, materializata pana in prezent in plantare de cruci (mai au putin si formeaza o echipa de fotbal veritabila- avem 4 piese de baza deja: Funar, Becali, Vadim, Roncea) si deratizat (sintagma asta cu "apostolii unirii si guzganii dezunirii" trebuie sa intre in istorie, eu il invidiez sincer pe Roncea pentru creativitate!) si de ceva vreme buna a trecut, la modul foarte serios, la treaba. Asta pe langa specializarea in epitete multicolore (marcarea teritoriului à la Roncea) prezente in toate creatiile sale. Intrebarea mea este de ce i se pune omului in mana pana de jurnalist, de ce nu e lasat omul sa profeseze ceea ce stie si poate cel mai bine: avantajul sau comparativ se afla categoric in comedie. Si noi si dumnealui am castiga din asta. Un (alt) sfat gratuit. De obicei nu sunt atat de generos.

For all foreigners. In case you ask yourselves who the f... is Victor Roncea: shame on you for not knowing this great fellow, you poor ignorants! He is the best comedian Romania ever had, currently struggling to remain the best Romanian clown for eternity. However, so far he's got a few drawbacks that heavily work against his goal: a. he has a fatal attraction towards the Hungarian ethnic minority, to the expense of the Romanian majority in his own country and he is said to secretly plan, any moment now, deserting to Hungary altogether; b. he is known to often play cards with his alltime best friend, our foreign affairs minister Mihai Razvan Ungureanu, being suspected of some special favours he might have gotten via that route; c. and more than anything else, he is a convinced atheist who goes far beyond his personal convictions and principles and tries to rally everybody in burning down every Orthodox church in our country! Now, that is unforgivable even from our Romanian comedy star...